Ok, I'm home alone tonight! They have gone out for the evening and have left me all ALONE.
So, what do bears do on a free night?
Well, first it's a bath! (pity there's no bidet or I could have had a jacuzzi!!)
Second: I get to choose which channel is on the TV! I think there is a documentary on the nature channel about the grizzly bear!
Third: phone down for room service! That will get them! I might go for a nice salmon fresh from the river! Don't bother cooking it!
Fourth: I get the kindle to myself! What is this 'Fifty Shades' nonsense?
Then lastly a brandy and a cigar! (Room service again!) oh, and remember to open the winow and get the smoke out there!
Then by the time they are back I will be fast asleep and full!
So...last full day tomorrow! Hope I don't get left behind again!
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